September 2011
41 posts
People who make the same face in every picture. →
Lindsey Lohan: Beyonce: Duck-Face Girl: Paris Hilton: Nick Jonas: Lady Gaga: Paula Dean: Kristen Stewart: Brock: http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
Sep 30th
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Sep 29th
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Sep 28th
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Sep 28th
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Sep 28th
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Sep 28th
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Sep 27th
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reblog if you dont have a bra on
I never wear one. Such a slut. 
Sep 26th
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Sep 25th
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I crave contact.
I want to talk to someone. Anyone. About literally anything. I’ll compliment you, be kind to you, be your friend. Just let me know. 
Sep 25th
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Sep 25th
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Sep 24th
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Sep 24th
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Dear People Who Think They're Better Than Me..
You are better than me? That is, we are not equals, you achieve some higher purpose of existence that I myself could never reach? Well, I am Human. Like all human beings I make mistakes, I get my boots muddy, I mess shit up. But if you’re better than me, you must not do those things. If I am human, and we are not equals, then you must be something other than human. So, you didn’t...
Sep 24th
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suburbanwit asked: I saw your post about knowing rules 1, 2, and 3 of Fight Club. Absolutely loved it! I'm reading it right now, actually. Chapter 26.
Sep 23rd
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I wish I had a girl over.
I’m in a kind of mood to make someone feel beautiful. 
Sep 23rd
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Sep 23rd
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faychronicles asked: Thanks for following, your blog's really cool (: x x x
Sep 23rd
the-wall-of-sleep asked: i think i can have you twice or thrice, because i know all the rules of fight club
Sep 23rd
Porto San Giorgio, Italy
This is where my family is from. Swag is in my blood. 
Sep 23rd
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Sep 23rd
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Here's a tip.
If you know rule 1, 2, or even 3 of Fight Club, then you can have me. I’ll love you forever, it’s really that simple. 
Sep 23rd
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Sep 22nd
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Sep 22nd
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Instant Classy Atmosphere
tgadding: goddessofcheese: laurbits: meowmixeightysix: DO THIS bowlof-oranges: arkytior: xsadiax: umbrellasandshockblankets: fregg: cryptaniac: chonostoff: 1.- Get out your drink of choice 2.- Open 3 tabs on your favourite browser 3.- On the first tab 4.- On another tab 5.- On the last (via janidejesmar) THIS. IS. AMAZING. Brilliance!
Sep 21st
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Alternatives to agression.
lesigggh: Slip your hands beneath your shirt, grope your breasts or your pectoral muscles. Sip milk from a glass, let it drip down your chin. Lick somebody’s face. Take a bite from an apple, swallow it whole. Sweat. Go for a walk, but forget your shoes. Chew your fingernails. Lift weights until your muscles burn, scream to relieve the pain. Let your pubic hair grow. Hold your breath, then force...
Sep 20th
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#1 Pet peeve
PRETENTIOUS PEOPLE -_________- 
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Sep 19th
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Sep 13th
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Sep 9th
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Sep 6th
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Sep 5th
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Sep 4th
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Sep 3rd
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Sep 1st
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Sep 1st
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